How to not get your beer

On August 18th at 5:30 am, a naked man entered Fish's Quick Stop in De Soto, Missouri [50 miles south of St. Louis] and began to do a Hula dance in the entrance way. Store clerk Vicky Gaines was not phased by the sight and in response to the man asking if she "wanted some of this" she remained calm, politely replied no thanks and called the police. The naked man was meant to be a distraction so another man could grab a case of beer. Then both men ran outside to a driver waiting in the car. A very alert customer followed the two men to their get away car and wrote down the license plate and police arrested the men a few days later. They now face charges of shoplifting, possession of alcohol by a minor, and indecent exposure. It looks like these men will be doing a little dancing in the court room, let's hope this time they are clothed.