New holiday wine

Just in time for the holiday, Festivus Wine [for the rest of us] produced by Grape Ranch of Okemah, Oklahoma. To celebrate this holiday in the manner befitting this time-honored tradition, we have created a wine with which to dance about the Festivus Pole, a wine to toast grievances by, and a wine to embolden your most bodacious feats of strength. You can also purchase Festivus wine glasses, posters and the book regarding the newest end of the year holiday. Now if I could just find a Festivus Pole.